Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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