He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
The air taste purple.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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