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• (330): View more from Ohio

  So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  was it more than 30 minutes?

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  ya

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  then you're in a relationship

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"

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• (631): View more from New York

  Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!

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