I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
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Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
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Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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