To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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