The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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