I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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