If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
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I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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