Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
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I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
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Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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