is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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