Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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