Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
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It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
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TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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