Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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