C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
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my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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