im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
my liver is dry heaving
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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