LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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