Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
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I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
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You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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