So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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