Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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