im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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