He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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