If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Randomize