I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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