similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Randomize
