I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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