They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
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You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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