Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize