Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
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Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
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