Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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