I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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