Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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