That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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