STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
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I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
They have beer where we have blood.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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