so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
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Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
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He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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