out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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