So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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