It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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