Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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