The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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