wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
its liver damage thursday
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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