yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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