I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
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She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...