Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(410): View more from Maryland

9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.

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(407): View more from Florida

Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore

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(917): View more from New York City

I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy

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(443): View more from Maryland

she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.

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(801): View more from Utah

He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?

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(209): View more from California

My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?

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