So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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