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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.

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• (916): View more from California

  Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore

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• (607): View more from New York

  No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..

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