theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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