On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
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To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
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Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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