You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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