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you win
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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