No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Randomize
