I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
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We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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