New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
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legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
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What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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