I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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