I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
