You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
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i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
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She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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