have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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