i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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