Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
